How much do you LIKE your bike?
This may not be the most appropriate sub-forum for this story, but...well...there just doesn't seem to be a sub-forum category here in ibiketo that is approriate:
Man charged with riding bicycle
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Hey, sexy In an inventive new entry to the field of unusual crimes, a Scottish man has been charged with having simulated sex with a bicycle.
Robert Stewart, from Ayr, allegedly was naked from the waist down in a hostel room when two cleaners walked in. They say they were shocked to find him mock-copulating with a bicycle – and that he continued to do so as they looked on, the Sunday Mail reports.
He has been charged with conducting himself in a disorderly manner. His solicitor, Gerry Tierney, said: 'My client denies the allegations and intends to defend the charge vigorously.'
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...9&in_page_id=2
I like my bike, she's a low maintenance practical gal that takes a lot of abuse and never complains.
She's not interested in sex at all though, I have to go elsewhere for that. :-(